ADOPT ME STORY

The Gilded Snake Conspiracy

It all started so innocently. I just wanted to enjoy the Lunar New Year Event.

And then I finally got a Gilded Snake. Having one snake is cool. But then... a second one appeared. And from that moment on... my life would never be the same again.

“My dear friend, welcome to our midst,” the first snake hissed. “Are you here for me, or for HIM?!”

“Um… sort of for both of you?” I answer uncertainly, looking around nervously.

“WRONG ANSWER!” the first snake shouts, while the second nods.

"So… which one of you is in charge here?" I ask, worried. "Definitely us. We are NOT just pets, you know? We ARE the law!"

"Ready?" the first snake hissed. "READY FOR WHAT?!" I'm afraid to ask.

His golden eyes gleam like a new iPhone. And in that moment, I feel like I've become part of some snake conspiracy.

"Are you willing to spend Robux, bring us food, and never ask questions?" roars the other snake. "Wait a minute!" I try to protest. "I'm your owner! I decide what we do here!"

So, friends, how to survive living with Gilded Snakes?

• Don't look them in the eye. They'll hypnotize you and make you trade your precious pets for a few apples.

• Don't argue with them about who's boss. They already know the answer.

• Get a tuxedo because your life will never be the same.

I try to walk away, but no… they’re following me!! At home, I try to act like nothing happened. Just two snakes, okay. But then… the lights go out.

“It’s starting now,” the first snake whispers. “You’re part of something bigger,” the second adds.

And then, without my knowledge, they sold my legendary neon giraffe for a cookie. From that moment on, nothing belonged to me. My scooter? Taken. My trendy clothes? Sold at a yard sale. And my house?! Well, guess what. It's now a snake mansion.

So I stopped asking questions and started accepting my fate. My life belongs to the snakes now. Maybe one day they’ll let me sit on the couch with them. Maybe.

I bring them pizza every day. I take them on a scooter every day. So please, if anyone knows how to get out of the golden snake conspiracy, let me know.

If you already have a Gilded Snake and think it's just a normal pet... then good luck. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE...